REGISTRY

We’ve been playing house for quite a while and anyone who’s been over to our place knows we don’t need anymore “stuff”—your presence at our wedding is the best gift we could ask for.

If the thought of showing up empty-handed sounds like your worst nightmare; consider a hilarious card, cash for the money dance (wait, what the **** is a money dance?!), or helping us buy a house (just kidding, but not really).